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People
of the world exist because of sex. The world needs order. People need
to be in order. Sex, no matter how substantial it may claim to be,
still follows up on some terms of decency. Sex may not be normal but
it is seen with high regard in the world where you are living in.
Rules exist for the purpose of maintaining order but that doesn't
mean you will virtually agree on all of them..
USA
is known for its label as the land of the free. However, when you get
to know the legal stand on some of their states, you would want to
convince them to reconsider their claim for freedom...
1.
No mouth form of fornication
There
are places in US where they ban the act of fellatio and cunnilingus.
Yes, believe it or not they do not allow blow jobs and labia licking
in their area. If they caught you, you could be sentenced for a whole
decade behind bars! They detest such acts because they consider them
to be abominable and detestable acts against nature.
2.
Prohibition of backdoor entry
Not
just one but a total of ten states in US consider anal sex to be an
illegal deed. They deem the deed to be the ultimately sacrilegious
because it is a form of sodomy!
3.
Women are born to be under men
This
entry has to be the most sexist! In Massachusetts, they don't allow
their girls to assume the top position during sex. Girls must be kept
down at all times! Now, that is just downright annoying!
4.
Say goodbye to lewd tendencies
In
Arizona, you will have to pray that they don't consider any sexual
acts of yours to be grossly indecent. Whether they may be performed
in public or private, so long as they deem such act to be dirty you
could get a five year sentence in jail!
5.
Flag Arizona!
Arizona
has to have the most number of sexual legislation. One of them is the
prohibition of owning more than one vibrator in a household. Having
more than the law says is considered a grave criminal offense!
6.
Go home FLIRT! It's for your own good!
Going
out tonight in hopes of getting laid? Perhaps it would be best for
you to stay in the house if you're in Louisiana. Apparently, it's not
allowed to induce sexual arousal in public. Whatever happened to the
freedom of speech?!
7.
Side saddling is not the way
For
a place named Norfolk, Virginia, they heavily forbid acts of
lasciviousness while you're riding a sidecar on the city street. Such
law is very much ridiculous because of two things. First, even the
horniest people know that having sex in a moving vehicle is
dangerous. Second, it is just not virtually possible for you to have
sex that way!
Looks
like freedom is very much different in the land of the free compared
to the land of kangaroos where sensual vixens of Sydney Asian Escorts
reside.
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